GDP Per Capita Is Lying to You (And You’re Letting It)

ChatGPT Image Jan 5, 2026, 05_23_58 PM

A man walks into a conversation with a statistic the way some people walk into a bar fight: not to learn anything, but to leave with a trophy. He doesn’t say “Hello.” He says, “Mississippi has higher GDP per capita than France and the UK.”

Pause for applause. Somewhere, a spreadsheet blushes.

The trouble is that GDP per capita is the kind of number that makes you feel informed while … Read the rest

Text It or It Didn’t Happen

ChatGPT Image Jan 6, 2026, 04_28_15 PM

The voice message is a beautiful invention. It combines the commitment of a phone call with the accountability of a napkin thrown into the sea. It is the technological equivalent of leaning into someone’s ear at a loud party and saying, “I have something important to tell you,” and then wandering off mid-sentence because a song came on. If you’re the sender, it feels efficient. If you’re the recipient, it … Read the rest