From the Imperial Archives: The Golden Warboss of Gildrek Prime

Subject Classification: Xenos Leadership Profiles
Reference Code: ORK-PRIME-0993
Author: Lord Archivist Valentius Dorn
Status: CONFIDENTIAL – Adeptus Administratum Use Only


Introduction: The Rise of a Visionary

Among the myriad of belligerent xenos warlords catalogued by the Adeptus Administratum, few stand out as uniquely audacious as the so-called Golden Warboss of Gildrek Prime. A being of unparalleled bravado and spectacle, this particular Ork defied conventional wisdom by uniting warring tribes not … Read the rest

The Art of the Deal… With Reality

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Content 18+ There’s something undeniably compelling about a leader who cuts through the nonsense. A straight-shooter, a no-nonsense dealmaker, a businessman who understands that what the world truly needs isn’t the stuffy regulations of bureaucrats, but bold, decisive action. No more waiting around for things to happen—just good old-fashioned leadership, the kind that rips through red tape, shakes up the establishment, and gets things done. Fast. Efficient. Unapologetic.

And … Read the rest

Tariffs: A Costly Magic Trick

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Content 18+ History is littered with economic experiments that promised prosperity but instead delivered stagnation, inefficiency, and unintended misery. And yet, here we go again, donning the powdered wig of 19th-century economic nationalism, convinced that the past century of economic progress was just an unfortunate detour.

Tariffs are, in their most theatrical presentation, a knight’s shield against the marauding hordes of foreign competition. The logic is delightfully simple: make imported … Read the rest

A Modest Proposal for Humanity’s Swift and Dignified End

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Content 21+ In his article The More, The Merrier, Eric Le Roy offers us a sweeping, grand, and altogether delightful eulogy for human progress. The gist of it, if I may summarize, is this: humanity is a snarling, territorial beast, doomed to repeat its primal mistakes forever—so much so that any attempt at improvement is as futile as trying to teach calculus to a goldfish. Immigration, in particular, … Read the rest

Make America Native Again! (MANA)

I don’t believe in rewriting history—whether it’s Making America Great Again or Making America Native Again. The past is written, and no amount of nostalgia or revision can change it. But if we entertain the idea of turning back the clock, then let’s at least be honest about whose clock we’re turning. Because if MAGA sounds reasonable to you, then MANA—Make America Native Again—should too.

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Content 21+ It is time, … Read the rest