How “Per Serving” Makes Sugar Disappear in America

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You came back from the United States with a higher glucose reading and a new respect for the humble sauce label. That is the correct order of learning: body first, ideology later. Americans do not wake up and decide to pour sugar into barbecue sauce out of moral weakness. They do it because sugar is cheap, useful, and—most importantly—because it sells. The part that should bother you is not that … Read the rest

Death by Banana Peel

The Curious Arithmetic of Modern Risk

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Content 18+ If you were to believe what people say on the internet (which you shouldn’t), you’d think your odds of dying in a plane crash are somewhere between “basically guaranteed” and “this is it, Karen, we’re going down.” Yet, strangely, commercial aviation fatalities hover around 1 in 11 million per flight, which, statistically, means that you’re more likely to die slipping in your … Read the rest